Any Business Is….

….GOOD BUSINESS

So says your boy-Mayor, Ben Benoit, in another fatuous quote in today’s Press-Enterprise.

Please click on the following link to savor his wisdom:

http://www.pe.com/local-news/riverside-county/wildomar/wildomar-headlines/20120121-wildomar-long-road-ahead-for-cable-wakeboard-park.ece

Benoit went on to say that there are “a lot of questions to be answered still.”

As a public service, Wildomar Magazine suggests the following “Top Ten” list of questions for the boy-Mayor:

10) When it’s built, can I be the first one to ride on it? I can? Yippie! You have my vote!

9) If I wear my Speedo swim trunks, would I be visible from the freeway? I will? Yippie! You have my vote!

8) Do tall towers, which resemble cell phone towers, make Wildomar’s butt look too large? (See above photograph taken from their website.)

7) Will there be an express lane for local ambulance service?

6) Can we have Chamber of Commerce mixers at the facility? We can? Yippie! You have my vote!

5) Will you provide monetary support for the reelection of incumbents? You will? Yippie! You have our vote!

4) if Lake Elsinore’s cable ski park, whose application is already in progress, puts you out of business, would you clean up your mess? You won’t? Who cares?

3) If a beer and wine license is eventually authorized, can it be a microbrewery? It can? Yippie! You have my vote!

2) Will pulling water from the existing water table for a 9 acre lake have a negative impact on nearby wells? It will? Whatever! You have my vote!

 1) Will giving  up 15 acres of prime commercial/business park (the current land use designation) land for a playground/arcade (there’s no tax increment for the City from entrance fees or parking fees), be the “highest and best” use of this land?

After all, “any business is good business.” (Mayor Benoit, 2012). You already know you have my vote!

Comments can be made to zakturango@excite.com.

Note to City Manager, Frank Oviedo. If you notice on the Press Enterprise link, (see below), you will observe  that the  City of Wildomar logo is prominently displayed on the graphic, which appears to be taken from a Power Point presentation.

Unless the City of Wildomar is already endorsing this project, the applicant should be required to remove it from their public presentations.

If this PowerPoint presentation, which displays the city’s logo, was made before the City Council and the Planning Commission, without any disclaimer from anyone in the City, somebody is not doing their job!

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