……FOR BEING ATTRACTIVE
Wildomar Magazine wants to change it’s pace a bit, leaving the relentless mockery of amateur politicians and their cloying sychophants, and to give kudos to Wildomar’s very own Grease Monkey for catching the eye of the National Oil & Lube News editors, who have chosen Chuck Paramo’s (shown below) attractive service venue as the Fifth Place Winner of their national contest. The full-sized original photo can be seen at www.noln.net.
Now Zak is all about fair play and fairness so when Zak decided that cityhood was a good thing, he decided it would now be fair to change his purchasing habits and try to spend his hard-earned dollars in Wildomar whenever he could. So, goodbye to Jiffy Lube Temecula; hello Grease Monkey Wildomar.
In addition, since Zak commutes to his work and his 2001 Toyota Tacoma just turned over 300,000 miles, Zak always gets his oil changed every 5,000 miles. Yes, 5,000 miles is correct. The first thing that Zak does after getting his oil changed is to tear off and toss out the annoying little plastic reminder in his upper left windshield telling him to be back in 3,000 miles.
Further, Zak does not appreciate the “hard sell” when it comes to air filters and transmission fluid changes and from the first visit by Zak at the Monkey, Zak has been specific about “just change the oil and filter. I’ll do the rest on my own.” Chuck’s happy crew of young men now recognizes Zak and respects his wishes so when the truck is in the service bay, Zak hears the chilling words throughout the facility; ”no courtesy for the Tacoma.” Of course, no one needs to pick up Zak’s gum wrapper collection from the cab floor.
I have found Chuck and his crew to be upbeat and helpful and actually enjoy my oil change now. Chuck was so proud of his award that he took the time, during a recent visit, to find an extra magazine to show his pride in his business.
Zak encourages, no, Zak directs the readers of Wildomar Magazine to, from now on, get their oil changed at Grease Monkey on Clinton Keith Road, west of the freeway. After all of the things that Zak has done for Wildomar’s citizens, it would only be fair of each of you to take my other good advice and change your skanky oil and filter in Wildomar’s award-winning Grease Monkey.
Be sure to tell Chuck that Wildomar Magazine sent you.
Comments can be made at zakturango@excite.com, where courtesy is our main product.
