…HAS IT ENDED YET?
Zak hasn’t read in any of the local papers that the invasion of the Wildomar Cemetary by the Female Space Invaders has ended.
He awakened early this morning with horrific visions of the tattered heroines, hungry and disheveled, gallantly holding out for the sanctity of their quest.
So far, no one is quite sure what their quest is all about but Wildomar Magazine will try to interview their feckless leader, Historical Society President Bob Cashman, shown below at college (history major?), and find out what he intended with the invasion.
Please send food and water to the heroines, if they’re still there.
You may send your comments, along with a tin of Spam, to zakturango@excite.com. He’ll attempt a stealth resupply mission during the next dark moon unless someone informs Zak that they’ve already been rescued.
