A NEW WEBLOG EXPERIENCE FOR WILDOMAR
Check out a portion of the first edition of “WildoWatcher” for your reading judgment. Wildomar Magazine apologizes to its’ readers for having to include this sh*t on its’ pages. But how else, then, could you know?
“Zak Is Back! July 13, 2008
Posted by WildoWatcher in Zak Attack.
Tags: Wildomar
Good Ol’ Zak is back. Now he has a pony (mare?) in the race. Seems his latest meal ticket likes being ridden hard and put up, well, you know. Flattery will get you everywhere – but Zak already knows that. Fresh meat for an old geezer. Hey, what more is there?
But wait, there is more. Let’s forever lament Zak’s new pass for not being Mayor, shall we? Let’s see, she placed fifth out of five. That makes her the last one to cross the finish line. The little league guy nearly beat her out! Less than a hundred votes separated Zak from anonymity. Ummmm, anonymity, where the sanctity of his persona will forever reign and rule….. Whew, that was close!
But she should be Mayor. As Zak should be King. King Zak. Where his word and his views will reign supreme and be damned, off with the heads of those who dare oppose him!! That would be swell, wouldn’t it?Heaven forbid the duly elected and sworn in Mayor might want to attempt to arbitrate a dispute between key components of his City. No, he would best serve his constituents by sitting back in his closet in his underwear, eating cookie dough, typing madly away on his “anonymous” blog critically espousing the ne’er do well antics of those trying to make a positive difference.
It is cute to see the little sparkle in her eye, though.
Type away, KZ!
TTFN”
Zak understands that his “work” in Wildomar Magazine makes him subject to criticism, even mockery, since he dishes it out on a regular basis as a part of his political commentary.
However, you will never find this kind of depraved smut created by Wildomar Magazine. While some readers of WM may find its contents discomforting, WM remains a valid political satire and parody medium, even as it portrays politicians in an unfavorable light. Zak has a long history of his own particular type of political commentary in the local area, which is unlike this new screed.
However, the vulgarity promulgated by the writer, as seen above, and the smutty commentary on a political figure’s personal life must answer for its’ own depraved content.
Zak will assist his readers in weighing and evaluating the above content, as follows:
1) While condemning Zak for supposed ”anonymity,” the author of WildoWatcher fails to acknowledge that “Zak” attends city council meetings on a regular basis and he freely connects his literary nom de plume to his real identity. Ask around and you’ll find out who Zak is. You can talk to him face to face. Some already have. Perhaps even WildoWatcher has. (If so, please inform Zak so he can re-wash his hands).
Perhaps the writer of WildoWatcher will have b*lls (or t*ts) sufficient to step beyond their own hypocritical “anonymity” and expose their identity as easily as they have exposed his/her depravity.
2) To the author of WildoWatcher: If you’re going to use vulgarity to criticize public figures in a blog, it should be funny, at the very least. Using Zak’s standard of political humor as a guideline (an admittedly unfair standard), we all may have to wait for a very long time before we find any humor in WildoWatcher’s work.
3) Ultimately, the readers of Wildomar Magazine and WildoWatcher will decide the question of which they prefer; political satire that might make them uncomfortable yet makes them think or smut that simply makes them sick.
The readers will decide.
As always, you make contact zakturango@excite.com to make a comment. Or you can walk up to Zak at the next council meeting and make a comment. Or you can set up your own anonymous blog site and expose your innermost thoughts.
